Friday, December 26, 2008

That pig has a big, big bottom


Said Iris.

Put a lid on

After steadfastly refusing to wear any sort of hat, no matter what the temperature, for 18 months, Iris embraced headgear with relish. Her hat of choice is one we found on the corner of 42nd and Pine, put on a fencepost so the owner could easily find it, and then decided to take when it was still there days later.

She wore it while sleeping (note also the shoes tightly clutched in her hands):


(That's a tape measure under her arm she was taking to bed for a while.)


If the favored hat could not be found, others would suffice.



As the weather grew cooler, she moved on to other idioms:


Celebrating Obama's victory:


We are still trying to find a picture of her from my museum opening where she is seated next to the extremely esteemed former director of the British Museum (he has his own wikipedia entry!), with her hat jammed over her face because she didn't want to talk to him.

In the spirit of giving, and receiving

A short series of Iris enjoying things people have given her:

Her barbeque (the party got a little carried away):


Her carseat (and her Spartan socks):


Her Christmas crown and sushi set:


My Christmas scarf:


Her dollhouse and doll families:



This is the face Iris makes when you ask her to smile:


And her Christmas dress and necklace:

Say cheese

Well, having finally located the camera cable after the Great Move of 2008, I find we have taken 448 pictures since the end of July. Somehow this seems excessive. But then I discover there are 19 pictures alone of Iris eating an entire slab of parmesan.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Obsession, part II

Iris continues to ask to nurse, despite having been cut off from that particular tap for some time now. I decided to try a new tack, explaining to her that only babies nurse and that she is a big girl. She seemed somewhat interested in this line of reasoning, so I decided to push it further and suggest that she could nurse her babies. Iris is a very solicitous, if physically somewhat careless, mama to her dolls: she generously offers them drinks from the favored yellow cup, but will then fling them again and again into their bed until sheer force arranges their tiny limbs into the configuration she has in mind. So she considered my suggestion, hopped off the sofa, and trotted back with this:


which she then very tenderly stuffed down my shirt.

The obsession continues

We've been trying to teach Iris about stop lights, the classic lessons about green meaning go, red meaning stop. Helpful information to an urban child. She has taken to this with great gusto, which is why I found myself out on the corner at 5:15 this morning with Iris, watching the lights change. As soon as the light became green, she'd start "Yellow coming? Yellow coming? Yellow coming?" the entire time the light was green. Red, for some reason, she can wait out.

Here's Iris enjoying a bedtime story:


And exclaiming with joy because it featured an elephant:

Sunday, July 6, 2008

New kitchen

Reference pictures for Jo and John. Not for everyone (unless you're really interested in what W. Phila kitchens looked like c.1960).

Floor plan:


"Summer" kitchen:



EIK:

Looking north, toward the dining room. You can see the built-in cabinets to the sides (wood doors).


Windows, facing east. Radiator also on this wall.


Door to the summer kitchen. The windows are now to your left. Facing south.


Fridge, next to door to summer kitchen.


If we remove the baseboard, would there be enough room to scoot the fridge over and build a box for it? See above photo showing current relationship of fridge to molding.


Skipping the bathroom door (next to the fridge), the first in the series of built-in cabinets on the west wall.


These built-in cabinets angle towards the basement door.


Now facing north again. Built-in hutch.


Bonus pictures - the deck of baby death! Yes, that's plain old metal pipe.


Saturday, June 7, 2008

"I'm all naked!"

Note to relatives: Iris might like some Matchbox cars. And if food dye is less than $4 in your grocery store, send some our way. We'll reimburse. Iris is consuming vast amounts in her art projects. See below.

Iris has started narrating her activities: "I'm walking!" "I'm cooking!" (enthusiastically banging her miniature set of pots and pans together) "I'm sleeping!" (when obviously, she is not) and "I'm all naked!" All used in contextually appropriate ways, although I have my doubts she understands "I'm" and "all." I'm merely the scribe.

On to the art. With the advent of warm weather, we moved artistic endeavors outside and bravely plunged into the world of paint. Iris now can name a number of colors, her favorite being yellow, and particularly enjoys mixing more and more yellow into whatever project is at hand. (She also enjoys the yellow carshare Mini-Cooper stationed across the street and we frequently have to go touch it.) There was some unfortunate confusion about the word "brush" earlier this week (one type gets rubbed against your teeth, so why not put the other type in your mouth?) but after a couple repeats of my wiping paint off her tongue, she's straightened it out. Here she is hard at work:



Sunday, May 11, 2008

Mother's Day Special

Why you should never give your small child even one square of chocolate when on public transit:

I believe it's called creative play

Yes, I gave her those lentils. She was nicely sorting them into an egg carton, when the spirit moved her to dump the entire container on the floor and make lentil angels.


Here, some more traditional toddler activity, with the homemade extra-salty playdough (to deter consumption).


And another Iris-chosen outfit:

This week's words include door, bib, a couple things we can not figure out but which are repeated and repeated and then again for good measure ("shark" for fish? have to ask her daycare teachers whether they're doing some sort of ocean unit), and poo. All in all, many exciting topics of conversation here.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Chilling

Yes, that is Iris in a poncho and rain hat sitting in her stroller to watch her show. The outfit, stroller, and show were all her idea.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Arts and Crafts and Dancing!

One morning earlier this week, in the time it took me to get a cup of coffee, Iris did this:


And in the time it took me to say "I-RIS!" she did this:


(Grandparents: that second picture is really worth downloading. Import it into iPhoto and rotate it there. And yes, I tried doing that before posting it.)

Friday, April 25, 2008

Mardi Gras!


Why is Blogger rotating all my pictures?

Note the excellent ear tufts.

Dress-up

This week's words include porch, neigh, caterpillar, fish, snake, mouse, elbow, and coat. Porch and coat figure in the pictures below, in which Iris insisted on putting on her poncho, fleece jacket, and a knit hat and then going out to the porch, where it was about 70 degrees.

Later, she took a very sweaty nap in her poncho and a rain hat.

(I have no idea why these pictures are rotated. Tip your computer to the side, I guess.)


Sunday, April 20, 2008

Arts and Crafts

Iris has added a number of new words to her vocabulary in the last week, all about her favorite things - drawing, the park, and eating. Marker, chalk, tree, bubble, and bean. Also car, not entirely sure where that one fits in, but a welcome nonfemale-gendered addition for the baby who loves dolls, dress-up, and little babies. (And bike, bear, and girl, but I have a suspicion she's had bear and girl for a while and we just didn't notice.)

Iris temporarily lost marker privileges for using markers off-paper, but they were reinstated after she started asking for them by name, because really, who can resist that?

(You might need to enlarge the first picture to appreciate how it relates to markers.)




Like all Gen X parents, we make Iris play with the toys of our childhoods. Like old school Seseame Street, the colorforms have been a hit.


Iris enjoys stacking her blocks, especially the green ones. Here, a moment of triumph after a successful balancing act.